Soda crackers

I bought a few mail sorting/storage things and organized my business papers, a little. I didn't really do any bookkeeping updates, but at least everything has a spot and is sorted out, ready to go. It made me feel accomplished. Maybe I will actually get some work done now. Or maybe not... But, at least my office corner is much better looking and I know where my todo list actually is, should I choose to look at it. Yay me.

Everything else is basically the same but I did have another super funny sex spam e-mail to share. I wonder if these people are just really very stupid or if it's a translation issue - enjoy!


Howdy, dirty sweetheart. Do you have any wish to leisure?

I feel so sick and tire of everything today.
I am fed up with stupid chores and desire to do something stunning and flamboyant on the web.
You resemble my hottest love that is why I wish to arrange a virtual date with you.
See my account and you will like me, I am certain!
I have heaps of brend new kinky photos there
counting my incredible birthday party on a nudist beach.
Feel free to comment on them and call me. I am online!

Oh, yeah, I was eating soda crackers and salad while writing this post.