Crack of dawn

Hal has a habit of knocking crap over for fun or to get my attention. So when he wants me to get up in the morning he will go on my side table and try to knock the picture or ornaments or lamp over... I can't help but wake up which reinforces his behaviour. He also knocks things off the bathroom counter, like my hair products, deodorant, toothpaste, and so on. He does this randomly but he makes a point of being overly noisy when he wants me to turn on the tap for him. It's funny but it also really gets on my nerves. Particularly when I want to sleep in, such as this morning. He's such a frickin' brat. How do you discipline a cat? He's not like Clyde, I can't reason with him and he does not care enough about my opinion to change his ways. He's lucky he's cute and I am a compassionate person, and also a slob. If I were more like my Mom he would be in serious trouble.