Wet dream

Ok so I finally met my Soul Mate. It's a Dyson. Yes, today I finally got a vacuum (my previous one being completely fried and an electrical hazard) and it's an older model but was within my budget and honestly I wanted to get home right away just to be able to vacuum. It took 2 minutes to put together - already a plus! - and I already vacuumed my place. It's seriously the wet dream of vacuums. It's easy to manoeuvre, gliding easily across the carpet. Clyde hair a foot away actually gets sucked towards it. I don't think I can pull out the cord because it comes out at the top & is well made. I can't fully express the joy I am feeling right now. It's bliss. I told my Mom I was going to vacuum again just for fun and I wasn't joking.